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  1. mycarubas:

    It pisses me off when people get mad when you like something because you just have to sit there like “haha yeah sorry that I enjoy something that constantly brings me happiness and helps me when I’m sad unlike you, you fucking prick”



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  3. kiss—her—lifeless—skin:

In June 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.
The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.
There was a kitten clamped in her jaws so unnaturally tight that no teeth could be seen, and the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.
From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.
But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.
She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.
As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…
The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”
She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.
There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.
As he heard them approach, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular and letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.
She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.
She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.
"I…am….God…."
The doctor’s eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.
The female doctor who survived the incident named her “The Expressionless”.
There was never a sighting of her again.

    kiss—her—lifeless—skin:

    In June 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention, but there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.

    The first being that she wasn’t exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.

    There was a kitten clamped in her jaws so unnaturally tight that no teeth could be seen, and the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.

    From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

    But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

    She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

    As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the woman’s mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

    The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking “What in the hell are you?”

    She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

    There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

    As he heard them approach, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular and letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.

    She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

    She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

    "I…am….God…."

    The doctor’s eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.

    The female doctor who survived the incident named her “The Expressionless”.

    There was never a sighting of her again.

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  5. (Source: christianmarshallharris, via blog091283)

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  7. farinabagisu:

hahaha xD

    farinabagisu:

    hahaha xD

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  9. http://i-am-that-monster.tumblr.com/post/77523848480

    i-am-that-monster:

    Alright Deathnoters, I have one of those “real” questions for ya. ;)

    Okay, so Matt gets shot multiple times in the chest… It’s a very feelsy scene. *five second sob*… But have you ever noticed how he randomly bleeds from his eye?
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    Yeah I mean… He got shot however many times in the chest. It…

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  11. simons-blr:

    Teacher: Please write an assay about things you dislike in schoo-

    Me:



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  13. fuck-benedict:

    new favourite insults:

    • absolute bagel
    • useless paperclip
    • first bread slice
    • yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
    • tangled headphone cord
    • ketchup pre-cum

    (via lanturd)



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  15. thedoctorstwin:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    (Source: viekastv, via lanturd)

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  17. “There are three types of speech - I don’t know if this is TRUE, but I heard it in a seminar and it made sense. The three types are: Descriptive, Instructive, and Expressive. Descriptive: “The sun rose high…” Instructive: “Walk, don’t run…” Expressive: “Ouch!” Most fiction writers will only use one - at most, two - of these forms. So use all three. Mix them up. It’s how people talk. -Chuck Palahniuk”
    (via derek-helps)

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  19. Linguists of Tumblr

    tyromantic:

    Lend me your…eyes.

    I’ve been scouring my textbook and my notes but I can’t find an answer, so I figured I’d ask!

    Okay.

    You’re parsing a sentence like “Three girls will take dates to the dance”, for instance.

    • "Three" is Det., "girls" is N, they make an NP.
    • "will" is the first Aux., so…

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